My parents have left me in the care of Aunty Sandy, in Maleny while they are on a very important trip. One problem. Aunty Sandy has a cat. Apparently, his name is Bruce. Stupid name. Stupid cat. He's got my balls...
Aunty Sandy is very accommodating. She's easy to manipulate. So far I've managed to get a treat on my first morning. And just a mere nudge on her hand gets me lots of pats. Soon I reckon she'll get rid of Bruce and I'll have her all to myself.
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